vvorldwideweb:

i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

the-stark-knight-rises:

the-stark-knight-rises:

my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum

they have the weirdest fucking conversations omfg

important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT ME. WHAT BITCHES. THEY SAID I EAT ALL OF THE COCOA PUFFS WHENEVER WE GET THEM.

WELL, SAY GOOD BYE TO ALL OF YOUR COCOA PUFFS NOW YOU CUNTS.

finnickselderwand:

peetasboxers:

solaughwithmenow:

peetababy:

IF PANEM WASN’T SO FUCKED UP I BET RUE WOULD GO TO PROM AND HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND SHIT WOW BUT NO SHE HAD TO DIE BYE IM EMOTIONAL

AND KATNISS WOULD BE A HAPPY SMILING GIRL WITH BRAIDED HAIR AND A VIOLIN OR GUITAR OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF A BOW AND ARROW

But peeta would still get abused at home

Well aren’t you a little ray of sunshine

internetexplorers:

aksuss:

internetexplorers:

DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE

and I’m going to be an engineer! jeez

that’s a very fascinating piece of information thank u